Hey scholars,
I hope the first 6 weeks of Biology have been enjoyable so far. For some of us we need a fresh six weeks to start strong. Sometimes I like to look back in the past and laugh a little. So for this weeks post tell me a funny Biology Joke and lets start this six weeks anew.
HAHA
Mr. D
PS: be sure you site your joke (no plagarists)
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so I believe that this joke goes perfectly with theme of meiosis which we are learning about this week...
Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.
http://biologyknowledgy.wetpaint.com/page/Biology+Jokes?t=anon
haha hehe :p
Shannonnn
Q: what did the biologist wear on his first date with a hot chick?
A: Designer genes
hahahha lame :)
this comment really goes with the dissecting portion at the end of the year
A big old warty swamp frog decided to call the Psychic Hotline and see what his future held for him.
The psychic said, "You will meet a very beautiful young girl with long blond hair, who will want to know everything about you.
"That's great!" exclaimed the frog. "When and where will I meet her? At a fancy palace ball or down by the pond?"
The psychic hesitated, then responded solemnly, "You will meet her next semester...in Biology Lab!"
- kathleen oliver
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Oracle/5470/biohumor.html
There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs when a Wildlife Biologist happened upon them.
He said, "You know, the hair follicles on a moose have a grain to them
that causes the hair to lie toward the back. The way you are dragging that
moose, it increases your coefficient of friction by a huge margin. If you
grab it by the antlers and pull, you will find the work required to be quite
minimal."
The Engineers thanked him and started dragging the moose by the antlers. After about an hour, one Engineer said, "I can't believe how easy it is to move this moose this way. I sure am glad we ran across that Biologist."
"Yeah.", said the other. "But we're getting further and further away from our truck."
http://home.comcast.net/~wildlifebio/Jokes_files/engineers_moose.htm
Biology class
Students in an AP Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was: “Name seven advantages of ‘Mother’s Milk’…. The students had to answer all seven advantages, or he/she would get no credit. One thoughtful young man turned in the following exam
1. It is perfect formula for the child.
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
3. It is always at the right temperature.
4. It is inexpensive.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It is always available as needed.
He got stuck and couldn’t think of another advantage. He had completed the rest of the exam. He knew how important seven points were toward the final score. Finally, in desperation, as the bell rang, and as tests were being collected, he wrote:
7. It comes in such cute containers.
……………………. He got an “A
http://jokeoftheday.wordpress.com/2007/03/14/biology-class/
The following is a true story about an anatomist.
One day after sleeping badly, an anatomist went to his frog laboratory and removed from a cage one frog with white spots on its back. He placed it on a table and drew a line just in front of the frog. "Jump frog, jump!" he shouted. The little critter jumped two feet forward. In his lab book, the anatomist scribbled, "Frog with four legs jumps two feet."
Then, he surgically removed one leg of the frog and repeated the experiment. "Jump, jump!" To which, the frog leaped forward 1.5 feet. He wrote down, "Frog with three legs jumps 1.5 feet."
Next, he removed a second leg. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog managed to jump a foot. He scribbled in his lab book, "Frog with two legs jumps one foot."
Not stopping there, the anatomist removed yet another leg. "Jump, jump!" The poor frog somehow managed to move 0.5 feet forward. The scientist wrote, "Frog with one leg jumps 0.5 feet."
Finally, he eliminated the last leg. "Jump, jump!" he shouted, encouraging forward progress for the frog. But despite all its efforts, the frog could not budge. "Jump frog, jump!" he cried again. It was no use; the frog would not response. The anatomist thought for a while and then wrote in his lab book, "Frog with no legs goes deaf."
http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/biologyjokes.html
awww man those people took all the good ones =[.
joke: Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
ps. i didnt get it lol hopefully u do. haha
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