Hey scholars,
I hope the first 6 weeks of Biology have been enjoyable so far. For some of us we need a fresh six weeks to start strong. Sometimes I like to look back in the past and laugh a little. So for this weeks post tell me a funny Biology Joke and lets start this six weeks anew.
HAHA
Mr. D
PS: be sure you site your joke (no plagarists)
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You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiqI1uLQ1qJXSGn8O2bVlAMjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090112000754AALUFAH
Justin F.
Q: How many zygotes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 2 n' 4 poles
http://www.cns.pdx.edu/~newmanl/GeneticsJokes.html
Confucius's once said, "When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire."
At NIH (National Institute of Health), there is a sign on the door of a microbiology lab that reads "STAPH ONLY!"
It is well known that the blood contains white cells and red cells. But it is not so well known that white cells come in husband and wife forms. Evidence for this came when the renown medical researcher Dr. Sanguine listened to blood with a tiny microphone and heard a white wife cell say, "The way to a man's heart in through his veins."
http://biologyknowledgy.wetpaint.com/page/Biology+Jokes#
(all three of the last were from the same website.)
Bri.
Third period
Q. What does DNA stand for?
A. National Dyslexics Association
OR
At NIH (National Institute of Health), there is a sign on the door of a microbiology lab that reads "STAPH ONLY!"
Both found at http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/biologyjokes.html
Austin M.
an atom says "omg i lost an electron!!"
the other atom goes "are u sure??"
and the atom sed "yes im positive!"
http://icepoints.blogspot.com/2007/11/bio-jokes-are-soooooo.html
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Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
Confucius's once said, "When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire."
Q. What does DNA stand for?
A. National Dyslexics Association
Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.
http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/biologyjokes.html
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away!
Both were found at:
http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/biochem.html
As we took notes, out anatomy instructor labored through a lecture on the way nerve cells transmit impulses. "Who can tell me how these cells communicate with one another?" he asked, expecting someone to explain the phenomenon of neurotransmission. After a few muffled whispers, one student finally spoke up. "With cellular phones?"
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Definitions:
Hydrophobic, adj. Fear of your water bill.
Prokaryote, n. In favor of take-out food.
Tumor, n. An extra pair.
Found at http://www.angelo.edu/faculty/kboudrea/cheap/cheap4_biology.htm
-Mimi
Confucius's once said, "When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire."
At NIH (National Institute of Health), there is a sign on the door of a microbiology lab that reads "STAPH ONLY!
http://www.jupiterscientific.org/sciinfo/jokes/biologyjokes.html
i think tamara's was greater or equal to mine on the "non-appropriate" scale. ahha.
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